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Well, first thing's first. My name's Jess Marie, and Im 17 years old. Taken as of 1/17/13. <3
Im only 5'2 and super quiet in person at first >.< Im a senior at Riverside Academy. I really love cosplaying :3
I love smoking weed, hookah and cigarettes with my friends. Taco Bell is my second home, and Baja Blast is better than every pop ever made. c:
I really love piercings, tattoos and plugs; I have my lip pierced and 00g plugs but I dont know if I want to go bigger at the moment ._.
I dont have any tattoos yet but I plan on getting some when I can. I want to get the La Dispute logo on my arm to cover up some of my old self-harm scars.
Umm... I have no idea what else to put here but if you want to get to know me better, message me c:

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ikoi:

You think Edward Scissorhands ever tried masturbating

circumcised himself

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

cookie4love:

winchesterslady:

the school oven burnt my cookies

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i thought it was my fault

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but then i realized 

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just whose fault it was

#he will kill everything that you love

andybiersck:

Too fucking good #bvbfanart of #andybiersack by @ALFA19987!

andybiersck:

Too fucking good #bvbfanart of #andybiersack by @ALFA19987!

joaokerr:

The Last Sitting: Marilyn Monroe photographed by Bert Stern for Vogue, 1962

Diana Vreeland, the editor-in-chief of Vogue at that time, kept Marilyn’s scar in the original picture. She used to say: “I think there’s nothing duller than a smooth, perfect-skinned woman. A woman is beautiful by her scars.”

joaokerr:

The Last Sitting: Marilyn Monroe photographed by Bert Stern for Vogue, 1962

Diana Vreeland, the editor-in-chief of Vogue at that time, kept Marilyn’s scar in the original picture. She used to say: “I think there’s nothing duller than a smooth, perfect-skinned woman. A woman is beautiful by her scars.”

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

shingekinobuttcracks:

Attack on Kitten
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shingekinobuttcracks:

Attack on Kitten

Original Video (x)

ass-butt-fallen-angel:

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

lancrebitch:

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering